Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yada freakin' yada.

[docwebster]

Okay. You hate Christmas. We get the idea. Now would you kindly shut the fuck up and quit pissing on my parade, already? Geez. Take an Ex-Lax. From the sound of things, it'll improve your fucking mood.

Before anybody asks, NO this isn't directed at any one person. But I weary of nimrods who live by "misery is company" and insist on dragging down the moods of folks like me who DO enjoy the season.

So, in review, clam the hell up or so help me Ghu I am going to rip your throat out and bugger you to death with the tonsil end.

Comments

[duluoz.livejournal.com]

Bloody hell, don't get him started... We could be here all night... ;-)

Re:

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Right! 'Round the back for the ol' modern brandy, dere! (grams: stampeding feet)