docwebster ([personal profile] docwebster) wrote2005-12-07 06:46 pm

O'Reilly at it again!

Every time I think that freak has gone to the limits of insanity, he proves me oh so wrong.

O'Reilly promised to "bring horror" to alleged "anti-Christian forces" who oppose Christmas

I look at that and.. I just.. I got nothin'. This is too damn funny.

[identity profile] ceruleanst.livejournal.com 2005-12-08 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Why do you have a banana in your ear?"
"To scare the elephants away."
"There aren't any elephants around here."
"See? It works."

Replace "elephants" with "oppressive Christmas-hating commie donkeys" to see O'Reilly's strategy to make it look like he's single-handedly rescuing Christmas every year. For "banana" and "ear," well, use your imagination.