Nicked from redjenn93

[docwebster]

Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton and Gene Simmons arrived to the golden gate in heaven and stood in front of God on his throne.

God spoke: Before you get a space beside me I have to ask you what you believe and have faith within?

"I believe music and my guitar is the meaning of life itself. Nothing generates so much joy in to people's lives" said Hendrix. God offered a spot on his left side to Hendrix.

"I think courage, honour and passion is the meaning of life and I have tried to make my music an example of that during my lifetime" said Clapton. God offered a spot on his right side to Clapton

And You Gene, what do you believe? Gene looked up, cleared his throat, spit on the ground and said:
"I believe you are sitting on my chair”

Comments

Y'see...

[seawasp]

... that's such typical Gene arrogance. Not that the others are much better. Everyone knows the holy trinity is Neil the Father, Alex the Son, and Geddy the Holy Spirit.

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

I love it. :)

[ex-deliveryboy.livejournal.com]

awesome!, gonan repost that one

[revaladdinsane.livejournal.com]

The epilogue is: God throws a bag o' cash at Gene, and he becomes well satisfied and walks away. =D

[idiomagic.livejournal.com]

When Kurt Cobain died and arrived in Heaven, he was escorted to an exclusive club by Saint Peter.
Elvis was pouring drinks, Janis and Buddy Holly were singing a duet. Off in one corner, Bono was brooding into his whiskey.
"I don't understand, Bono was alive when I died,"said Kurt.
"Oh, that's not Bono," Saint Peter said," that's God. He just THINKS he's Bono."