I am removing myself from any mailing lists or communities that deal with Warren Ellis

[docwebster]

Why, you might ask?

Because of this entry, wherein he states:

"“Cigarettes are my food,” said Frank Zappa. And then he died of testicular cancer. Which came as no surprise to anyone who’d heard him wanking in recording studios for thirty years, but still. Anyone who names his kid Moon Unit is plainly asking for his balls to rot off. Because there is such a thing as karma. Welcome to the concept of universal payback."

Fuck off, Warren.

Comments

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

I just got it.

You, that is.

See if this rings any bells:

"Don't you dare say nothin' 'bout Stevie Wonder! He's a musical genius!" [sniffle]

[murnkay.livejournal.com]

Wow gonna call me a poo-poo head next?

Goodness gracious!

No, seriously. He doesn't get what I'm saying. At all. With the winking. I mean we were both saying one thing then he turned it around and... whatever. I mean this is the same man who apprently thinks some things AREN'T funny - like accidental deaths and shit.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

So, does he pay you to explain how he's a misunderstood genius, and really a nice chap?

I've honerstly never heard of him until this post. Went out and read his last twenty or so public postings.

Raging asshole. Nothing else.

[murnkay.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying he is a genius of any sort.

Regardless... sling whatever you want, dearie. Maybe sometime you can go back and read what I've said and see my point. Or not.