A question for all you mad, impetuous people

[docwebster]

Given that the major airports are a couple hours east and west of here (albeit with a snappy shuttle service), who among you maniacs would be willing to come to a RealSpace gathering at my house?

I'm thinking of having one later this year, so it would be very cool to drag some of you basket cases here to the dense, dark, deep jungles of Columbia.