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docwebster) wrote2006-09-21 11:01 am
docwebster) wrote2006-09-21 11:01 am
The main event for Saturday's show
Once.. in.. a life.. time.. there comes.. a.. motion.. picture.. that..
(grams: whopping great twang)
There, that's got rid of him. The main event of Saturday's show is that motion picture among motion pictures, the very pinnacle of cinematic achievement, that shining beacon in the history of.. I'm sorry, I can't read this. No, I can't! Why, because it's a bloody lie, that's why! It's a cheap bloody film featuring early middle aged Englishmen running around Scotland in fake armor and banging bloody great coconuts together because they couldn't afford horses! Listen, mate, if you say one more word to me I shall -
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We apologize for the fault in the previous section of this announcement, especially to those of you who chose wisely and bought the executive version. Have you ever considered the advantages of owning a really find set of encyclope -
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Monty Python and The Holy Grail, this Saturday night at midnight eastern.
ALBATROSS!
(grams: whopping great twang)
There, that's got rid of him. The main event of Saturday's show is that motion picture among motion pictures, the very pinnacle of cinematic achievement, that shining beacon in the history of.. I'm sorry, I can't read this. No, I can't! Why, because it's a bloody lie, that's why! It's a cheap bloody film featuring early middle aged Englishmen running around Scotland in fake armor and banging bloody great coconuts together because they couldn't afford horses! Listen, mate, if you say one more word to me I shall -
(grams: another huge twang)
We apologize for the fault in the previous section of this announcement, especially to those of you who chose wisely and bought the executive version. Have you ever considered the advantages of owning a really find set of encyclope -
(grams: take a guess)
Monty Python and The Holy Grail, this Saturday night at midnight eastern.
ALBATROSS!
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Minstrel sings:
Bravely bold Sir Robin
Brought forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh, brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken!
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged,
And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off,
And his penis--
DAMMIT
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