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docwebster) wrote2007-01-10 11:24 am
docwebster) wrote2007-01-10 11:24 am
Big McLargeHuge!
Genties and ladlemen, this Friday night's main event is Mystery Science Theater 3000's shredding of the Manos: The Hands Of Fate of space operas, "Space Mutiny". Sweet baby Jesus on a pogo stick is this movie awful.
"That scene really made me stop and think... about how much better a root canal would be than this movie!"
"Special effects by Industrial Light and Morons." - Mike
"You know, a lot of people have compared this scene to the climactic chariot scene in Ben Hur... Yeah, you know, they usually say, 'Ben Hur was really good; this movie totally sucks." - Mike
Yes, my friends, a movie so cheaply made they skipped doing outside the spaceship shots annnnnnnnd just used leftover footage from Battlestar Galactica.
So yes, at 11 eastern on Friday I bring you this pile of cinematic fecal matter, Mystery Science Theater 3000 style. Prepare yourself for deeeeeep hurting.
Yours truly,
Punch Rockgroin
"That scene really made me stop and think... about how much better a root canal would be than this movie!"
"Special effects by Industrial Light and Morons." - Mike
"You know, a lot of people have compared this scene to the climactic chariot scene in Ben Hur... Yeah, you know, they usually say, 'Ben Hur was really good; this movie totally sucks." - Mike
Yes, my friends, a movie so cheaply made they skipped doing outside the spaceship shots annnnnnnnd just used leftover footage from Battlestar Galactica.
So yes, at 11 eastern on Friday I bring you this pile of cinematic fecal matter, Mystery Science Theater 3000 style. Prepare yourself for deeeeeep hurting.
Yours truly,
Punch Rockgroin
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