The glory that is Sid Waddell, competition darts commentator

[docwebster]

Sid Waddell is to a slightly tilted turn of phrase what Kitten Natividad is/was to surgically enhanced cleavage.

"That's the kind of joustin' you used to see when Ivanhoe was stuffin' the Normans!"

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Fuck Yeah, Sid Waddell!!!

[arivalscientist.livejournal.com]

"There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions."

He's the only reason I can watch darts on ESPN.