Ow. (Or, a Public Service Announcement)

[docwebster]

For some reason, while I was doing dishges just now, I concluded it would be amusing to whack myself in the forehead with our large wok.

After profuse swearing and scuttling around in little circles trying to get the image of Graham Chapman and two bricks out of my head, I can conclude it is not all grins and giggles.

(pause)

You can stop laughing hysterically now, you bastards.

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[bludfeast.livejournal.com]

One day, I was walking through the forest (Not that one, a different forest), and I saw a frying pan embedded in the side of a tree. My traveling companion turned to me and said, "What do you suppose that is?"
I replied, "I'm not entirely sure, but it's certainly no Wok in the Bark!"