This is terrible of me and I can't remember where I first heard it, but..

[docwebster]

NASCAR is drunk rednecks watching sober rednecks turn left for four hours.

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[shadowcat48li.livejournal.com]

they do pre and post race inspections, post race involves impounding the car, and they do make public any fines or suspensions when they catch somebody

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

That just means the art is to cheat without getting caught. :)