I think I'm going to be sick.

[docwebster]

Words fail me.

Comments

"D'oh"

[femakita.livejournal.com]

What a retard.

Okay, let's just step back here for a minute, and put the normal arguments against such a thing aside.

You're Bush.

You're in the Middle East for the oil.

What the hell do you think sending a nuke 20 feet underground is going to do to the UNDERGROUND OIL RESERVES? Do you even know where oil comes from?

[midnightmadness.livejournal.com]

So... it's not just a joke anymore... we literally ARE going to nuke them... Happy Fuckin' Last Thanksgiving!

Re: "D'oh"

[isomeme.livejournal.com]

They'll just claim the oil is enhanced with Miracle Ingredient Pu-244, for better engine performance and faster starts during cold weather. :P

(Seriously speaking, most of the oil is hundreds to thousands of feet deep; even a bunker-buster nuke isn't going to do much to the oil, one way or another.)

[darthgeek.livejournal.com]

Since you read Politrix, might I implore you to read politrixfeed? It would cut down on my syn point burn :)

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

That's how I got that link. So ha.

[darthgeek.livejournal.com]

That's odd. I scanned your friends list a couple times and didn't see it. Maybe they don't list syn feeds anymore...

Holy Sheep Sh*t Batman!

[fernblatt.livejournal.com]

Yea, words fail me too. grumble....

Hey, if you or one of the other folksies can dig up Weird Al's
"Christmas at Ground Zero" for an upcoming webcast, I know I
would feel a lot better about this whole mess for a few seconds,
though.

[bassbone.livejournal.com]

I am the first to say no nukes is good nukes. Nuclear weapons scare me to death constantly. At least, though, a) It's very low yield and b) it detonates underground. But what if the timer malfunctions...