My dream episode of Family Ties

[docwebster]

Alex is forcibly buggered to death by a horde of rampaging, rabid wildebeests while having his privates removed with a spork and his head slowly staved in with a Chia Pet.

Now that's must see TV!

Comments

[lizzibabe.livejournal.com]

I dunno. why can't i just fuck him with a strap-on?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Without K-Y, of course.