My dream episode of Family Ties

[docwebster]

Alex is forcibly buggered to death by a horde of rampaging, rabid wildebeests while having his privates removed with a spork and his head slowly staved in with a Chia Pet.

Now that's must see TV!

Comments

[bludfeast.livejournal.com]

When Michael J. Fox sees that, he's gonna shake his finger at you!

...not that he has any choice in the matter...

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Having a Posessed By Lowell Moment, are we?

[visigothboi.livejournal.com]

when Michael J. Fox sees anything, he shakes his fingers... he can't help it...

bleh

[katharinakatt.livejournal.com]

you all need spankings...but I'd bet you'd enjoy it.

Doc...jealous of Mr. Fox? Er..why?

I so hated the family ties show...never watched it...damn boring shit.

[lizzibabe.livejournal.com]

I dunno. why can't i just fuck him with a strap-on?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Without K-Y, of course.

[femakita.livejournal.com]

You disturb me.

I think that Alex should have a touching "experience" with Mallory's boyfriend when they're unexpectedly stuck alone on a rainy night.