My dream episode of Family Ties

[docwebster]

Alex is forcibly buggered to death by a horde of rampaging, rabid wildebeests while having his privates removed with a spork and his head slowly staved in with a Chia Pet.

Now that's must see TV!

Comments

[femakita.livejournal.com]

You disturb me.

I think that Alex should have a touching "experience" with Mallory's boyfriend when they're unexpectedly stuck alone on a rainy night.