Me Cabinet

[docwebster]

This is what I've got lined up, so far:

President - Me
Vice-President - Niles The Geep
Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms - gridlore
Da Fence - wcg
FCC - Lowell Larson of The Freak Show
Attorney General - Ranada Vinyard
Secretary Of The Interior - eleri
Poet Laureate and Press Secretary - sailorjim
Department Of Transportation - kshandra

Comments

[jarlsberg71.livejournal.com]

Department of Experimental-Technology-Research filled yet? Or pr0n downloader expert? {snark}

[griffen.livejournal.com]

Any space for me?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Lessee... a potted plant named Ethel. *ducks very quickly* Hm. Anything particular in mind?

[griffen.livejournal.com]

Well, you gave away press secretary already *sighs*

How about the President's secretary? I'm good at paperwork.

[anarmyofjuan.livejournal.com]

aww, man! I wanted to be the BATFE!!!!

[anarmyofjuan.livejournal.com]

*sigh* ok.. can I head up the Civilian Marksmanship Program?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

As long as you make DJ Slurps Man Chowda.. I mean, Mac your first target, yeah! *cackle*

[allah-sulu.livejournal.com]

I should be in charge of alcohol, man.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Hm. Point. Maybe I can divide the department? You take alkyhol, and gridlore takes the tobacco and firearms.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

How about I get the CIA?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Works for me.

[allah-sulu.livejournal.com]

Suits me. I don't smoke and I've never fired a gun (unless it shot water, Nerf darts, or lasers capable of emitting a stream of antimatter).

[jilesa.livejournal.com]

Oh! Can I be Librarian of Congress? (a.k.a. Secret Mistress of the World) Please?

[dirtynumbangel.livejournal.com]

I think you probably remember the New Order in #c a few years back. As such, I expect to be The Penguin Behind The Throne. ;)

[dirtynumbangel.livejournal.com]

And that does not mean bathroom attendant :P

[murphymom.livejournal.com]

And can I be Sec. of Education (I'll do better that Rot -er, I mean Rod - Paige. I at least know the NEA isn't a terrorist organization.)

[oceansedge.livejournal.com]

and oceansedge and dirtynumbangelas the venerable ambassador and consulate general from Canada? *grins*

[framlingem.livejournal.com]

Fancy bringing in a foreigner for Minister of the Environment? (Er... American equvalent thereof)

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Sure!

[framlingem.livejournal.com]

On second thought... you might want someone more experienced than me :p People don't tend to listen to someone who hasn't finished her degree yet, regardless of actual worth.

I've got some friends, though :p

[nsingman.livejournal.com]

You can use my financial expertise. Treasury Secretary, Commerce, or Fed Chairman. :-)

Jerk Ass!

[batty-starr.livejournal.com]

What about me?

Re: Jerk Ass!

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

What do you want to do, o sexiest of Patchbabes? I've already got DKK penciled in to rock the Inaugural Ball.

Re: Jerk Ass!

[batty-starr.livejournal.com]

Woo! Done deal.

I'm crushed

[fernblatt.livejournal.com]

No Ministry of Sheep,,,,, giggle

Re: I'm crushed

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

How about Agriculture?

[beki.livejournal.com]

Do I get to do something?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Anything in mind?

[beki.livejournal.com]

I work in telecomm.. hrmm.. maybe head of the FCC?? Or, maybe be in chare of medical reform? I dont know enough about medicine to be the Surgeon General, but I bet I could learn really quick... I know almost as much as Jason's docs about his arthro....

[pagawne.livejournal.com]

I will volenteer to be Sec. of the TEA TRAY. :}

Think we could get Barnstead to be Sec. of the KITCHEN?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

That's a good thought.

[ruisseau.livejournal.com]

applies for an INTERNSHIP. I'll even get knee pads!

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

*Purrrrr*

Have a cigar? ;)

(Sorry, I just had to!)

[cymrullewes.livejournal.com]

Civilian head of the Army Corp of Engineers, please.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Dare I ask why?

[cymrullewes.livejournal.com]

Because you already appointed a Secretary of the Interior (which is in charge of historic places).

And the Army Corp of Engineers is in charge of most major construction projects (you know, what I've got a degree in?) in the US.

[insanegypsy.livejournal.com]

What about me? *SULKS*

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've got a special purpose in mind for you, little girl. ;)

Several of them. Repeatedly.

[insanegypsy.livejournal.com]

hmm... *slits for eyes*

pray tell....

[eleri.livejournal.com]

The interior of what?


Blade's usual title is High Enchilada of Miscellany, IIRC :)

[femakita.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I want to be Ambassador to Texas.

Yes, I'm back

[drdemure.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...I can't decide between Ambassador to Belize or Secretary of Beer. Can I have both?

Re: Yes, I'm back

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Aw, hell, why not?

ooh ooh

[kittyvamp.livejournal.com]

pencil the kitteh in for torturing peoples?
*grynz*
i'd love ya forever :D

Re: ooh ooh

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Right. "Health And Human Services" it is.

[darthgeek.livejournal.com]

Can I be the Technology Czar?

wow

[katharinakatt.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's alot of posts!

I'll vote..just because I'm backing Lowell. :D