docwebster | Genties and ladlemen, it's time to get dat SLACK!

Tonight and tomorrow, as we're not going to be simulcasting IPM Radio, I will be SPEWING the wonder that is THE GLORY KNOWN AS SLACK! It will be TIME to PULL THE WOOL OVER OUR OWN EYES! SO grab your DIVINE ALCOHOL, your STREAMING AUDIO LISTENIN' SLACKFULL PROGGIES, and JOIN us in #rf-callahans and #RadioNosferatu on UNDERNET, starting at 8 PM EASTERN!

Don't be HUMAN! "Human" is an INSULT. Don't let them CALL you by the same name as the Conspiracy dupes who (mere genetic mistakes, accidents who belong in the DUSTBIN of history) have NO Nental Ife! And they will be annihilated by the great stalking Heads on X-Day! But we have the Word of "Bob" that THEY cannot comprehend! What about the Conspiracy geeks? I'll tell you about the filthy Conspiracy dupes who know not the Xists or JHVH-1, they are MEAT, their corrupt souls are JUNK FOOD for Cthulhu! They wallow in their pits of False Slack and think they're HAPPY! Ever since PREHISTORY, since ATLANTIS! Listen to "Bob" and his blessing and you'll see that the vital importance of "Connie" to the understanding of the SubGenius (and the proto-Overman MUST believe this) (YES! Praise "Bob"!) will be taken up in the Saucers! "Bob" loves the Overman-to-be. Yes, enlightened is he who wants no Normal government. Like "Bob" himself, the proto-Overman performs FAKE HEALINGS whether he needs them or not, and will win when "Bob" wins!