A Public Service Announcement

[docwebster]

The next goddamn person I see wearing one of those snide fucking "Vampires aren't real. Grow up." shirts, I am personally going to fucking disembowel them via their toenails, then garrote them with their own lower intestines. Just because your monkey lookin' ass has no sense of wonder or imagination, don't come poking your Mount Olympus nose into mine or my friend's hobbies or I will personally flog you to death with your own windpipe while I waterski in the gouting blood. Thank you.

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[j0fo.livejournal.com]

Well said.

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

y'know you rant so much better than Dennis Miller... he's a rank amateur compared to you

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

I thank you, sirrah.

[kittyvamp.livejournal.com]

yay for flogging people to death!!!!
huzzah! :D

[drdemure.livejournal.com]

Well, my first question would be, "How do *you* know that vampires aren't real?". To quote a good friend of mine, "just because it hasn't happened to you, that doesn't mean it hasn't happened to anyone else". *chuckle*

[nehi.livejournal.com]

now i wanna get one. :P just to tweak you. *wink.*

love ya, doc.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Oh, go play with your drill. ;)

[nehi.livejournal.com]

*dances around and claps.*

i just had the most horribly wonderful idea for a picture.

*cackle.*

[yenrac.livejournal.com]

sorry to post off-topic like this, but speaking of vampires i can't post a message to jinxvamp to tell her to put me on her friends list, could i possibly intrude upon someone's generosity to make her aware of this fact?

[claire.livejournal.com]

You can waterski?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Nah, but I'd learn real fast.

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[yduras.livejournal.com]

Where are you seeing these t-shirts (I LARP and don't think I've seen one)?

The t-shirt I've always wanted was "My sire made me the bloodsucking undead and all I got was this stupid t-shirt."

I do spend some time restraining myself from telling losers that, no, vampires are not real. It's because I maintain a website comparing Vampire Myths in Fiction (http://www.eclipse.net/~srudy/myths/vampire_myths.html) and periodically have to fend off losers trying to explain "the truth" to me, or asking if I can introduce them to a "real vampire". Like the phrase 'myths in fiction' was somehow unclear.

[ely-starr.livejournal.com]

*applauds*