Reason #132343444323 in a series: Why I love this state.

[docwebster]

Apparently one of the laws passed by the state of Missouri this past session was a, arguably, good and true one. To wit: it made it a felony for nursing home employees to have sex with residents, or prison guards with inmates, things like that.

Oh. The reason why I love this state because of this?

One of the things made felony is for people to get nekkid with animals. Now, think about this for a second. It is now a felony in Missouri for a person to be caught doin' the deed with Biffy The Wonder Mule or whatever.

Now.

If you're caught and sentenced for this... *what* the *hell* do you tell the other prisoners?

"So, new meat.. whatcha in for?"

"Felony sheep buggering."

Okay, having read that, how many of you *immediately* heard in your head "And they all moved away from me on the bench, there"?

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[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Okay, having read that, how many of you *immediately* heard in your head "And they all moved away from me on the bench, there"?

Guilty!

Of course, what would happen then is the biggest, meanest, ugliest sonofabitch lifer in the block would slide up to you and say "I bet you bleat real pretty."

[tsjafo.livejournal.com]

Okay, having read that, how many of you *immediately* heard in your head "And they all moved away from me on the bench, there"?


No, no! Not the "group W" bench!