docwebster ([personal profile] docwebster) wrote2004-04-28 07:59 pm

[identity profile] darthgeek.livejournal.com 2004-04-29 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
It's just a suggestion. Something tells me that they'll figure something out before it's time to go.

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2004-04-29 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, even that suggestion makes me go into a spasm! GAH!

[identity profile] ladyotterfae.livejournal.com 2004-04-29 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Othello in space..*gigglefit*

sorry..what are you wincing about? I'm laughing to hard to keep reading...

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2004-04-29 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
You're going to make me type it, aren't you? *mutter* Wench.

It's... chemical castration of astronauts on long space trips to prevent them gettin' busy with female astronauts on the same trip. Just.. the very thought of it. GAH!

[identity profile] ladyotterfae.livejournal.com 2004-04-29 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
depends on whether it's reversible. and, frankly, they'd have to do something about the women's sex drives too, most likely. speaking from experience, being uninterested in sex in the abstract tends to not have much effect if you're interested in a person in the here and now.

[identity profile] bludfeast.livejournal.com 2004-04-29 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Chemical Castration...???

What do they do, pour warm coke on 'em till they dissolve like a nickle?

[identity profile] yog-sothoth.livejournal.com 2004-04-29 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
lol . Actually the chemical castrators are a drug the keep your penis from getting a hard. so no matter how much fiddling you do , Your sword will stay bent. this is usually done to sex offenders that have i high likely hood to recommit they're crimes. one problem is that you have to have been talking the drug for a few months before it has the full intended effect.

[identity profile] at1guy.livejournal.com 2004-04-29 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Sheeeeeesh!!! Hey all you future astronauts, keep your eyes on the stars, cause your balls belong to us!!! I can see a conversation like this, after a couple years in space...."Houston, this is Enterprise, we have made contact with what turns out to be a *very* lusty intelligent lifeform"..."She *really* likes us..." "CAN WE HAVE OUR BALLS BACK!!!"

[identity profile] bluegal.livejournal.com 2004-04-29 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Bah! Set them all up with Pavil. They'll be just fine.

[identity profile] bluegal.livejournal.com 2004-04-29 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
PaXil. *cuts fingers off*

[identity profile] dandelion-diva.livejournal.com 2004-04-30 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. They really need to get the hell over it. What if people *do* have sex in space? Is it going to cause the craft to fall out of the heavens? Don't think so. Unless they bump against the "Make the craft fall out of the heavens" button. So that should be in one of those little box-cover thingies.

People, generally speaking, need to just relax.

It's the only way they'll get their heads out of their asses.

Love you.

Gessi

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2004-04-30 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
You too, o luscious one. Yep.