OOOHHH MMMYYY GGGOOODDD!!! *runs screaming in terror*

[docwebster]

"Rap legend Ice-T is risking his massive reputation on his latest recruit - middle-aged former beach bum David Hasselhoff.The original gangsta believes he can turn the ex-Baywatch star into hip hop's next big thing."

The full story (which is apparently getting slammed, as I've seen this referenced in several different places) is here.

Comments

[framlingem.livejournal.com]

I'd type something, but I'm in the foetal position.

[a-green-macaw.livejournal.com]

Don't giv'em an hassle cause he lives inside a castle.
He may be white but he knows our fight.
Why yes indead he's a German but he's rapin from inside sherman.
So don't piss off the Hasslehoff.

He's the hoff, he'll shut you off.
He's the hoff, he'll shut you off.
He's the hoff, he'll shut you off.
Don't piss off David Hasslehoff.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

You frighten me.

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

<marlon_brando%gt;"...the horror, the horror...."</marlon_brando>

[bludfeast.livejournal.com]

Leave it to hasselhoff to stael the thunder away from the Andy Kaufman Hoax...

Personally, I believe it was Kaufman's dying wish to have Zmuda plant bogus stories about his death being a hoax, so that people would continue to debate whether his death was a hoax...

Confused?

You won't be, after this episode of Soap!

[kittyvamp.livejournal.com]

*shudder*twitch*

[javagoth.livejournal.com]

The HORROR!!!

[allah-sulu.livejournal.com]

We need to build bigger fences between neighbors.

Look what happened when Ozzy Osborne became friends with his neighbor, Pat Boone.