I have decided that little George had Reagan killed in hope of raising his approval rate by sympathy and obfuscation of other more important stories.
The news will be ignoring Iraq scandals and other such things out of respect for the dead.
Reporter: But sir, what about this weeks scandal in Iraq and the resignation of the CIA's Don. Other Reporter: Shut up! Reagan has died. Don't you have any decency man?
And Picture this conversation in the typical American home.
Wife: Dear, Reagan died. Husband: He has? Wife: Yes. Was he a Republican? Husband. Yes. Those poor bastards. Wife: Is little George a Republican? Husband: Yes. Wife: Than I am going to vote for little George. Those Republicans need something good in all this grief. Husband: But the election is not till November. Wife: I know, but that Reagan man was a hero and a saint. Those republicans will be grieving a long time.
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Date: 2004-06-07 04:00 pm (UTC)The news will be ignoring Iraq scandals and other such things out of respect for the dead.
Reporter: But sir, what about this weeks scandal in Iraq and the resignation of the CIA's Don.
Other Reporter: Shut up! Reagan has died. Don't you have any decency man?
And Picture this conversation in the typical American home.
Wife: Dear, Reagan died.
Husband: He has?
Wife: Yes. Was he a Republican?
Husband. Yes. Those poor bastards.
Wife: Is little George a Republican?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Than I am going to vote for little George. Those Republicans need something good in all this grief.
Husband: But the election is not till November.
Wife: I know, but that Reagan man was a hero and a saint. Those republicans will be grieving a long time.