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"There are two schools of thought on Nostradamus: either (1) he had supernatural powers which enabled him to prophesy the future with uncanny accuracy, or (2) he did for bullsh*t what Stonehenge did for rocks."

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[disgruntledgrrl.livejournal.com]

My fiance can't breathe. Good one!!

[yobadself.livejournal.com]

Haha, that's funnaaaay.

[bludfeast.livejournal.com]

I tend to lean more to the Stonehenge theory, myself...

Too funny

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

Or (3), his predictions are to prophecy what Rorschach inkblots are to psychiatry, because his writing was so heavily obfuscated to avoid being burned for witchcraft that no-one's really sure what any of them actually meant.

"Say, do you suppose 'mushrooms, the living green, a snake boil'd upon my hedde in fustian' could refer to George Tenet resigning from the CIA?"
"Sure. Whatever."