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docwebster) wrote2004-07-27 01:10 am
docwebster) wrote2004-07-27 01:10 am
Just to clear things up.
I hear people bleating about Kerry being "indecisive", so they'll vote for Bush even though they don't like him even a little.
Let me see if I can put this in perspective for you.. I'd vote for John Kerry right now if he sodomized Mother Theresa while strangling orphans with one hand and clubbing seals with the other, all the while repeatedly kicking me in the scrotum and forcing me to listen to "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy in one ear and Phyllis Diller covering "Satisfaction" in the other ear, on endless loop.
Let me see if I can put this in perspective for you.. I'd vote for John Kerry right now if he sodomized Mother Theresa while strangling orphans with one hand and clubbing seals with the other, all the while repeatedly kicking me in the scrotum and forcing me to listen to "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy in one ear and Phyllis Diller covering "Satisfaction" in the other ear, on endless loop.