[personal profile] docwebster
I hear people bleating about Kerry being "indecisive", so they'll vote for Bush even though they don't like him even a little.

Let me see if I can put this in perspective for you.. I'd vote for John Kerry right now if he sodomized Mother Theresa while strangling orphans with one hand and clubbing seals with the other, all the while repeatedly kicking me in the scrotum and forcing me to listen to "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy in one ear and Phyllis Diller covering "Satisfaction" in the other ear, on endless loop.
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Date: 2004-07-27 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] griffen.livejournal.com
Pleaseohplease can I [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes this?

Date: 2004-07-27 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com
Be my guest.

Date: 2004-07-27 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibicelchan.livejournal.com
WOO-HOO! A-MEN!

Date: 2004-07-27 06:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yobadself.livejournal.com
Ahahaha, greatest quote ever! Hope you don't mind me sharing it with my lj friendlies.

Date: 2004-07-27 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com
Aw, anything for you, dearie. Ya know that. Hee.

Hi from Oz

Date: 2004-07-27 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gillianinoz.livejournal.com
Odd, today I had the very same thought (except the scrotum part, I don't have one of those).

And hey, anyone who has a Crow T Robot icon must know their politics.

Re: Hi from Oz

Date: 2004-07-27 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com
I direct one of my favorite bot quotes to Shrubya "Bite me! It's fun!"

Date: 2004-07-27 08:12 am (UTC)
azurelunatic: Vivid pink Alaskan wild rose. (Default)
From: [personal profile] azurelunatic
Now I'm hearing that jaunty little song...

Date: 2004-07-27 08:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alryssa.livejournal.com
*dies laughing*

I love you. :D

Date: 2004-07-27 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] levi.livejournal.com
I saw you in [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes. You are my new hero. Can I have your babies?

Date: 2004-07-27 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com
Hee. Thanks.

DAMN YOU!

Date: 2004-07-27 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jarlsberg71.livejournal.com
I just cleaned off my keyboard from the last time I shot coffee out my nose from an LJ post...

Date: 2004-07-27 12:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drake57.livejournal.com
You know i get the feeling Bush would vote for Kerry if Dick wasn't in their voting for him.

Doc you have a way with words and a phrase :)

Date: 2004-07-27 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/batty_/
you probably saw this all over your friends list, but i thought it related:

Date: 2004-07-27 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com
That man does have a way with a comic strip, doesn't he?

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Date: 2004-07-27 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nsingman.livejournal.com
I'm not sure, but reading your journal gives me the impression that you may be planning on voting for Mr. Kerry. You really should clarify things for those who don't read as carefully as I do. :-)

Date: 2004-07-27 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beanrua.livejournal.com
Well, that puts a whole new spin on it for me!!! LOL!

Date: 2004-07-27 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spin-cycle.livejournal.com
My feelings exactly. Thanks for the smile!

It's worth being stuck with "Bilbo Baggins" as my earworm for the day.

Date: 2004-07-27 02:57 pm (UTC)

Date: 2004-07-27 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ivydevice.livejournal.com
congratulations! you've won "journal entry of the day!"

Date: 2004-07-27 07:43 pm (UTC)

Date: 2004-07-27 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merowme.livejournal.com
Yep, that about sums it up. Thanks for clarifying that. You are now my hero.

Date: 2004-07-27 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ainabarad.livejournal.com
OMG!!! That is AWESOME!!! I'm gonna quote you in my journal since I think everyone I know will absolutely love that!!! Hope you don't mind!!! *biggest hugs*

Date: 2004-07-27 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com
Knock yourself out!

Date: 2004-07-27 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linnea4.livejournal.com
awwww.. Doc.. tell us how you really feel. (Feeling very tempted to go req Bilbo on Radio Nosferatu right now... just cause. :) )

Helen

Date: 2004-07-27 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firefly124.livejournal.com
ROFLMAO!!!

Date: 2004-07-27 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estaratshirai.livejournal.com
Good post. Good icon. Good job.

"I wanna decide who lives and who dies."

Date: 2004-07-27 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com
"Well, Htom, why don't you Hlick me?"

Date: 2004-07-27 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkknightradic.livejournal.com
"The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy

I'm actually downloading this via a P2P network. Funny stuff!

Date: 2004-07-28 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weekendwench.livejournal.com
tell us how you really feel

Date: 2004-07-28 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com
That userpic could persuade a fella to tell a lot!

::blushes::

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From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-07-28 07:13 pm (UTC) - Expand

Huh.

Date: 2004-07-28 01:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] demorsos.livejournal.com
What a day...I think you might have given new life to our shotty opinion polls. Crickey! I think I will qute this, if the muse descend...

Date: 2004-07-28 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elvish-whore.livejournal.com
Okay. I have to ask: Leonard Nimoy as in 'Mr. Spock'? 'Cause, if so, that's just... wrong.

'Satisfaction' is just as bad.

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Date: 2004-07-28 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] margaret-yakoda.livejournal.com
So.. Ummm... You're NOT voting for Bush, is that right?
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