Just to clear things up.

[docwebster]

I hear people bleating about Kerry being "indecisive", so they'll vote for Bush even though they don't like him even a little.

Let me see if I can put this in perspective for you.. I'd vote for John Kerry right now if he sodomized Mother Theresa while strangling orphans with one hand and clubbing seals with the other, all the while repeatedly kicking me in the scrotum and forcing me to listen to "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy in one ear and Phyllis Diller covering "Satisfaction" in the other ear, on endless loop.

Comments

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Sadly, yes.

[elvish-whore.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear god. I just listened to it. Your right. Kerry could commit mass homicide, and I would still vote for him if this crap was playing in my ear...

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

I just swiped the Kurty Loaf thingy from your info. I simply had to. That's just too priceless!

[elvish-whore.livejournal.com]

Ain't it cool? Do you mind if I friend you- 'cause, really, not many people like Kurty Loaf, and any others that do just have to be awesome. And I really must thank you for directing me in the, er, direction of Nimoy's Travesty.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Be my guest! All hail the Kurty Loaf!