Just to clear things up.

[docwebster]

I hear people bleating about Kerry being "indecisive", so they'll vote for Bush even though they don't like him even a little.

Let me see if I can put this in perspective for you.. I'd vote for John Kerry right now if he sodomized Mother Theresa while strangling orphans with one hand and clubbing seals with the other, all the while repeatedly kicking me in the scrotum and forcing me to listen to "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy in one ear and Phyllis Diller covering "Satisfaction" in the other ear, on endless loop.

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[pt_tangles]

LOL - That's great! I'm going to have to remember that one.

[sharrainchains.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you! Even though I will now have the memory of That Hobbit Horror in my mind the rest of the day, the laughter makes it worth while. You have such a wonderful grasp of the current political scene!

[morlith.livejournal.com]

Hey, Doc. Dig the quote. =)

From your journal I can guess that you're a Democrat, but I want to double check and make sure that's true.

Also, do you think that any of the smaller parties are going to affect this election in a large way or not? (Like the Libertarians or the Greens, for example).

[plymouth.livejournal.com]

ooooooh, *claps hands delightedly*. indeed!

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

rawk

[jesterstear.livejournal.com]

Don't forget getting caught fisting kittens on the Senate lawn. That could be the deal breaker.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

You are one sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick puppy.

[jesterstear.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

Blame Mr. Warren Ellis, author of the comic "Transmetropolitan." I bastardized the phrase from there.

Another stellar moment from Transmet...

"So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God.

So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob, and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath.

So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as "the soul."

So I hit him. What would you do? "

[bethie-nova.livejournal.com]

That wraps it up in a somewhat emphatic and slightly disgusting package, and I couldn't agree more. :)

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

*bows low*