[personal profile] docwebster
I hear people bleating about Kerry being "indecisive", so they'll vote for Bush even though they don't like him even a little.

Let me see if I can put this in perspective for you.. I'd vote for John Kerry right now if he sodomized Mother Theresa while strangling orphans with one hand and clubbing seals with the other, all the while repeatedly kicking me in the scrotum and forcing me to listen to "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy in one ear and Phyllis Diller covering "Satisfaction" in the other ear, on endless loop.

Date: 2004-07-31 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com
You are one sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick puppy.

Date: 2004-07-31 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jesterstear.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Blame Mr. Warren Ellis, author of the comic "Transmetropolitan." I bastardized the phrase from there.

Another stellar moment from Transmet...

"So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God.

So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob, and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath.

So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as "the soul."

So I hit him. What would you do? "

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