docwebster ([personal profile] docwebster) wrote2004-07-27 01:10 am

Just to clear things up.

I hear people bleating about Kerry being "indecisive", so they'll vote for Bush even though they don't like him even a little.

Let me see if I can put this in perspective for you.. I'd vote for John Kerry right now if he sodomized Mother Theresa while strangling orphans with one hand and clubbing seals with the other, all the while repeatedly kicking me in the scrotum and forcing me to listen to "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy in one ear and Phyllis Diller covering "Satisfaction" in the other ear, on endless loop.

[identity profile] sharrainchains.livejournal.com 2004-07-30 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, thank you! Even though I will now have the memory of That Hobbit Horror in my mind the rest of the day, the laughter makes it worth while. You have such a wonderful grasp of the current political scene!