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Having established that Roger Waters is out of his tiny British mind, I think we ought to spare him any further stress by casting "The Wall Live On Broadway" ourselves. Showing, mind you, as much good sense in our casting as he has shown in licensing his masterwork to the masters of schlock.
So I present to you, The Wall Live On Broadway utter nightmare casting choices:
Carrot Top - Pink
William Shatner - The Prosecutor
Roseanne - Mother
Ann Coulter - The Wife
Hulk Hogan - The Judge (although I admit I was tempted to cast Christopher Walken just so we could hear "This wall needs more cowbell!")
Feel free to chime in with your own choices after you've finished hurling.
So I present to you, The Wall Live On Broadway utter nightmare casting choices:
Carrot Top - Pink
William Shatner - The Prosecutor
Roseanne - Mother
Ann Coulter - The Wife
Hulk Hogan - The Judge (although I admit I was tempted to cast Christopher Walken just so we could hear "This wall needs more cowbell!")
Feel free to chime in with your own choices after you've finished hurling.
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Date: 2004-08-06 02:37 pm (UTC)Condoleeza(sp?) Rice as the Groupie?
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Date: 2004-08-06 02:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-06 04:51 pm (UTC)You would prefer Janet Reno? ;-)
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Date: 2004-08-06 07:50 pm (UTC)Whoopi Goldberg as The Wife "Remember me? I'm the one from the registry office... with the cigar"
Roseanne Barr as 'Mother' ... did you already say this? ....
Anyway, he is out of his tiny little mind. Must be all that backed up angst from the war. I mean, he did an album out of the FALKLAND WAR this all must be driving him craazy.
William Shatner as the prosecuter:
Date: 2004-08-06 08:01 pm (UTC)CALL THE SCHOOLMASTER:
Robin Williams: "it's incredible.... he's always touching himself STOP THAT, you know they said we were going to the wall I thought they said The Ball if I talk real fast no one can figure out i'm nof funny and make no sense (laughter from audience) But my hands were tied oh beat me beat me (squeal) oh Mr. DeNiro I'm ready for my close-up!"
CALL THE DEFENDANT'S WIFE!
Whoopi: Yaaa'l's crazy.
Pink: Craaaaazy over the rainbow I am craaaazy....bars in the window.....
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Date: 2004-08-06 08:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-08 04:33 pm (UTC)