This has to be a spoof. It just can't be real.

[docwebster]

Calling all hot women of the LORD!

Comments

[dandelion-diva.livejournal.com]

Even if it's real, I shall choose to believe it's a spoof. 'Cause it'll keep me from going completely over the edge and ending up in a padded room. Though, if it has a comfy chair, beverages and ample reading material, it might not be *that* bad...;)

Love you.

Gessi

[yobadself.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear lords. I'm posting this in absolute_jesus...haha.

[weekendwench.livejournal.com]

ok..i'm sure vanity is talked about somewhere in the bible (i'm a bad catholic) but even if it is not I am sure Jesus or God did not intended their woman to wear Jesus thongs!!!
http://storetn.cafepress.com/7/11515867_F_store.jpg

this was hillarious..and so very very WRONG!

I wish her all the lack of success she desires

[http://users.livejournal.com/_duncan/]

Bill Emmack, misquoting Tamara: Who WOULD Jesus do?

Scott Bartel: I've been fucked by God on a number of occasions, so I guess the answer would be me.

Eric Schwartz: Get your Jesus off my penis! (video)

And in response to someone's lament that it was fake,

What, the questions page didn't give it away?

She advises against using "A crossbar with two U-shaped pieces that encircle the necks of a pair of oxen or other draft animals working together" on a date. What, no kinkfactor at all?

"Thanks for the offer, but I don't date anyone I meet online. So, if you're emailed me, that automatically counts you out of my prospects, unless you are cuter than Matthew McConaughey and aren't a Christian. And you aren't."

"What happens if the person I am dating becomes a Christian?
Praise God!!! That hasn't happened to me yet".

Dating without putting out and ministering without, thank God, any success. Keeping a website, even, to avoid meeting guys online. Not a gonadFan.

"MY CALLING IS MISSIONARY DATING"
"MISSIONARY DATING SAVED ME"
"SPAMASSASSIN WILL TAG THIS AS MULTIPLE LINES OF YELLING"
(oh, oops.)

From the picture it even looks like the missionary dating journal has ... no pages.