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Apparently one of the laws passed by the state of Missouri this past session was a, arguably, good and true one. To wit: it made it a felony for nursing home employees to have sex with residents, or prison guards with inmates, things like that.
Oh. The reason why I love this state because of this?
One of the things made felony is for people to get nekkid with animals. Now, think about this for a second. It is now a felony in Missouri for a person to be caught doin' the deed with Biffy The Wonder Mule or whatever.
Now.
If you're caught and sentenced for this... *what* the *hell* do you tell the other prisoners?
"So, new meat.. whatcha in for?"
"Felony sheep buggering."
Okay, having read that, how many of you *immediately* heard in your head "And they all moved away from me on the bench, there"?
Oh. The reason why I love this state because of this?
One of the things made felony is for people to get nekkid with animals. Now, think about this for a second. It is now a felony in Missouri for a person to be caught doin' the deed with Biffy The Wonder Mule or whatever.
Now.
If you're caught and sentenced for this... *what* the *hell* do you tell the other prisoners?
"So, new meat.. whatcha in for?"
"Felony sheep buggering."
Okay, having read that, how many of you *immediately* heard in your head "And they all moved away from me on the bench, there"?
