Let the hilarity commence

[docwebster]

Playing nethack as a knight just now, low on points and I faint from lack of food. I was trying to do so because I wanted to be able to pray safely as I had ball and chain on me.

Problem.

Three friggin' beasts jump me and kill me forthwith.

Now, my being a knight, what (of course) were these beasts?

Newts.

Comments

[tsjafo.livejournal.com]

You should be able to recover for death by newts. That is, unless they were of the dreaded gingrich variety.
*gd&r*

[otherbill.livejournal.com]

...wanton nuns from the Castle Anthrax?

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Don't feel bad. I wandered into NymphCon 2002 today. *Seven* of the suckers on one level. I'm sure of that, because I name them when every I see more than one, so I can keep track of who stole what.

Needless to say, Gloria the Valk was stripped of everything and completely unarmored before she could make it to the stairs.

Hm. Seven women on unearthly beauty, tearing the clothes of a young warrior woman.. I wonder what happened next? :P

reowr! *pounce*

[kittyvamp.livejournal.com]

HAHA!
i hath discovered thine LJ!
ok.. so i didnt
you told me you had one.. . like a while ago
and i just got off of my lazy ass and decided to wander off and find you
and add you to my friend's list
ya hear that? you're on my friend's list damnit *looks at your friend's list . . . and sees that she's not on it*
well taht's ok
i'd prolly flood it anywayz :P
wee!
aight
luvs ya doccy baybee! *wanders off*