Let the hilarity commence

[docwebster]

Playing nethack as a knight just now, low on points and I faint from lack of food. I was trying to do so because I wanted to be able to pray safely as I had ball and chain on me.

Problem.

Three friggin' beasts jump me and kill me forthwith.

Now, my being a knight, what (of course) were these beasts?

Newts.

Comments

[tsjafo.livejournal.com]

You should be able to recover for death by newts. That is, unless they were of the dreaded gingrich variety.
*gd&r*