Jet JagAR? Jet JagAR!

He jock it made of steel
Eats sushi from a pail
Jet JagAR? Jet JagAR!
He mother never really love him
He crimefighting covers up a basic insecurity
He dickey covers up an adam's apple the size of a Toyota
He basically good-hearted but he'd like to smash that kid against a rock
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
His head looks like Jack Nicholson
Don't smile like that, it will stay that way
Yahmmmaahoaahoaaaugh!
Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man.

Erg.

Just so nobody wonders, the Radio Nosferatu website is down, as is (apparently) the host company's website. Sooooo just bear with us, 'cause there's nothing we can do on this end.