Jet JagAR? Jet JagAR!

[docwebster]

He jock it made of steel
Eats sushi from a pail
Jet JagAR? Jet JagAR!
He mother never really love him
He crimefighting covers up a basic insecurity
He dickey covers up an adam's apple the size of a Toyota
He basically good-hearted but he'd like to smash that kid against a rock
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
His head looks like Jack Nicholson
Don't smile like that, it will stay that way
Yahmmmaahoaahoaaaugh!
Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man.

Comments

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

I'm imagining Ken Nordine reading that.. scary.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

...

Okay, that scared *me*.

"Ken Nordine does Mystery Science Theater 3000"

*shudder*

[nsingman.livejournal.com]

That was such a great episode!

"You reckon? You're Japanese, Eb-san!" :-)

[yobadself.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna get patted down at the airport by a perverted fogey, I just know it.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Probably won't even buy you dinner first, either.

[duluoz.livejournal.com]

"I guess a rocket *is* standard picnicking equipment in Japan..."

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Stand by for action!

[bludfeast.livejournal.com]

I'm a sad panda...

I never got a motorized lake dolphin when I was a kid... Bwaaaaahhh!