Hell is a place much like Ohio

Ah, the pure soul-shrivelling nightmare that is Ohio living. I don't know about you, but if I saw this while I was out on a casual stroll, I think I'd have to race back home, sell all my clothes, and move to a mountaintop in Nepal to contemplate my navel.

Major suckness.

I am feeling violently, almost homicidally angry and I have absolutely no concept as to why. That's the worst, when you can't even put a name to the problem. If you can, then it's halfway to being solved.

I do know that ever since I started this diet, I haven't just had mood swings, oh no. They've been entire fucking mood amusement parks.

And what REALLY sucks is half of you won't even see this until Livejournal gets their head out of their ass and turns the non-paid users ability to read their friends pages back on. One thing that REALLY pisses me off is these arrogant twats who look down their noses and say some variation on "pay or get out". Hope the air's good up there on Mount Olympus, you arrogant proles.

Oh, for the love of heaven..

Just forget my entire last post. It should have been painfully obvious it was a blood sugar/diet induced rant, but apparently not. Move on, nothing to see here.