On microcephalic dickhead fans and baseball

In specific, I refer to the piece of human sewage that cost Moises Alou that foul ball las night. You see, I've been pondering all night the various ways we might express our displeasure to this stout member of the citizenry.

Anal violation unto death with a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat? Every last one of the Cubs, along with every last member of The Bleacher Bums, sliding into second? Mind you, in this instance, this brain dead loser would be spread eagled on the ground with his testicles strategically placed where second base would normally be.

Jockstrap. Honey. Fire ants.

Force feed him Viagra and then lock him in a room full of pictures of nude celebrities. The celebrities? Phyllis Diller, Ernest Borgnine, and Wilford Brimley.

Feel free to jump in here, folks!

It occurs to me..

That I could probably find Dubya's reign (which I will do everything I can to help end come the next election, thanks kindly) a lot more palatable(sp?) if he got shed of exactly three people: The Guy Who Lost An Election To A Corpse, the incredibly nebulous Karl Rove, and that golem he's got running Defense.

By the way - the next damned time I see some sneering idiot use the phrase "liberal brainwashing", I will personally jump through my monitor and perform an appendectomy on them via their toenails.

By the way (parte the seconde) - if you seriously think Limbaugh didn't fully expect he'd get the same sort of venomous rannygazoo he's been dishing out to Them Durn Evil Liberals all these years when he made his revelation, then I've got a bridge to sell you. He who lives by the barb, and all that.

Full disclosure: Rush had one of the funniest lines I've ever heard, yea many moons ago. I don't suppose you folks remember it, but there was a rather famous incident when some Cessna or other crashed on the front lawn of The White House. I watched Rush's tv show the next night, because I just knew he'd have to have something to say about it, and he didn't disappoint. Quote: "It was a pre-emptive strike by the Haitian air force". As you'll recall, we were having some Issues with the Haitian government at that point, if memory serves.

Further disclosure: I did NOT vote for Gore. I also did not vote for Bush Jr., but that's neither here nor there. I did not vote for Gore because as *bad as I feel Bush is as president*, Team Censorship in office would have been much worse. You think civil liberties under George 2 have taken a hit? Pfft. Just think what Tipper and Lieberman would have been able to accomplish then. *shudder*