On microcephalic dickhead fans and baseball

[docwebster]

In specific, I refer to the piece of human sewage that cost Moises Alou that foul ball las night. You see, I've been pondering all night the various ways we might express our displeasure to this stout member of the citizenry.

Anal violation unto death with a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat? Every last one of the Cubs, along with every last member of The Bleacher Bums, sliding into second? Mind you, in this instance, this brain dead loser would be spread eagled on the ground with his testicles strategically placed where second base would normally be.

Jockstrap. Honey. Fire ants.

Force feed him Viagra and then lock him in a room full of pictures of nude celebrities. The celebrities? Phyllis Diller, Ernest Borgnine, and Wilford Brimley.

Feel free to jump in here, folks!

Comments

[umopepisdn.livejournal.com]

*jumps in*

go yankees!

*runs away*


:)

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Hardee har ho ho. ;)

[fimbrethil.livejournal.com]

Are you referring to the 11 year old boy that tried to catch the ball? Being a tad harsh perhaps?? Maybe this falls into the category of he didn't know better? Plus from what I heard that ball was out of bounds wasn't it? And while it rattled the team, he wasn't responsible for the team giving up so many runs, was he? If I'm wrong on any of this correct me please because I didn't see it but that is what I heard from the baseball fans at work.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

He didn't look like any 11 year old to me. Yeah, according to sports services, he was 26 years old.

[fimbrethil.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's why I asked. Nevermind.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Okee. :)

If it had been an eleven year old, I would have advocated calling him a booger head, but that's about it.

[otherbill.livejournal.com]

Well, ESPN has now released the poor guy's name in a news article, and a quick Google on the name and a few keywords from the article turned up an email address and his employer. I'm sure someone who Googles a little harder can find more information.

Okay, I'm now officially to the point of feeling sorry for the guy.

[darthgeek.livejournal.com]

Our friends at The Smoking Gun have a nice article about him