On microcephalic dickhead fans and baseball

[docwebster]

In specific, I refer to the piece of human sewage that cost Moises Alou that foul ball las night. You see, I've been pondering all night the various ways we might express our displeasure to this stout member of the citizenry.

Anal violation unto death with a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat? Every last one of the Cubs, along with every last member of The Bleacher Bums, sliding into second? Mind you, in this instance, this brain dead loser would be spread eagled on the ground with his testicles strategically placed where second base would normally be.

Jockstrap. Honey. Fire ants.

Force feed him Viagra and then lock him in a room full of pictures of nude celebrities. The celebrities? Phyllis Diller, Ernest Borgnine, and Wilford Brimley.

Feel free to jump in here, folks!

Comments

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Okee. :)

If it had been an eleven year old, I would have advocated calling him a booger head, but that's about it.

[otherbill.livejournal.com]

Well, ESPN has now released the poor guy's name in a news article, and a quick Google on the name and a few keywords from the article turned up an email address and his employer. I'm sure someone who Googles a little harder can find more information.

Okay, I'm now officially to the point of feeling sorry for the guy.

[darthgeek.livejournal.com]

Our friends at The Smoking Gun have a nice article about him