And the hits just keep on coming (parte the seconde)

This has been posted multiple places, but I just can't resist taking the piss out of Defense Secretary Donald "Mushmouth" Rumsfeld.

Then there's this:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - British Airways said on Monday that none of its pilots made contact with President Bush's plane during its secret flight to Baghdad, contradicting White House reports of a mid-air exchange that nearly prompted Bush to call off his trip.

How about this?

Attention, kshandra and all other children of the 80's..

Earlier today, as I was cleaning this pit of an office, I was struck by divine fire and put together the following set of songs, mixed it via Virtual DJ Studio, recorded it via Sound Forge into one whopping great mp3 thence to be recorded to CD. The resulting set will be premiered this Saturday night on Radio Nosferatu, but for those twonks who can't/won't be there, or are just too damn impatient, here 'tis. I hereby dub this The Divine Set, in honor of the aforementioned Kooshball for reasons which should be obvious. ;)

( Impatient mothers, ain't ya? )