Memo to Dubya: This is NOT how you support the troops, numbnuts.

I don't give a flying damn if you agree with the Iraq war or not, this shit ain't gonna work. It ain't wise to piss off veterans, George.

My dream episode of Family Ties

Alex is forcibly buggered to death by a horde of rampaging, rabid wildebeests while having his privates removed with a spork and his head slowly staved in with a Chia Pet.

Now that's must see TV!