Aug. 6th, 2004

Having established that Roger Waters is out of his tiny British mind, I think we ought to spare him any further stress by casting "The Wall Live On Broadway" ourselves. Showing, mind you, as much good sense in our casting as he has shown in licensing his masterwork to the masters of schlock.

So I present to you, The Wall Live On Broadway utter nightmare casting choices:

Carrot Top - Pink
William Shatner - The Prosecutor
Roseanne - Mother
Ann Coulter - The Wife
Hulk Hogan - The Judge (although I admit I was tempted to cast Christopher Walken just so we could hear "This wall needs more cowbell!")

Feel free to chime in with your own choices after you've finished hurling.
I give you Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan!

Taiyo ga moshimo nakattara
Chikyuu wa tachimachi kooritsuku
Hana wa kare tori wa sora wo sute
Hito wa hohoemi nakusu darou

Taiyo wa oo inochi no hoshi da
Shiawase wo oo mamoru honoo da
Eagle!Shark!Panther!
Eagle!Shark!Panther!
Ore tachi no tamashii mo moete iru
Follow The Sun
Catch The Sun
Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan

Taiyo ga moete iru kagiri
Kanarazu mabushii asa ga kuru
Kanashimi no yoru ga tsuzuite mo
Kimi wa makezu ni asa wo mate

Taiyo wa oo minna no mono da

Dare ni demo oh hikari wo kureru Eagle!Shark!Panther!
Eagle!Shark!Panther!
Ore tachi mo kagayaite ikiyou ze
Follow The Sun
Catch The Sun
Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan

Taiyo wa oo inochi no hoshi da

Shiawase wo oo mamoru honoo da Eagle!Shark!Panther!
Eagle!Shark!Panther!
Ore tachi no tamashii mo moete iru
Follow The Sun
Catch The Sun
Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan
According to Media Matters, there's been a lot of speculation about one Jerome Corsi, the co-author of that Far Reich bilge so adored by the scumsucking filth masquerading as Republicans.

Well, let me lay some quotes from an article about the good Mr. Corsi on you:

Cut for those with weak stomachs and/or eating dinner )

I agree with [livejournal.com profile] bsquad: now is the time for Republicans to stand up and say "Not in my party". The neo-cons have to be put down, and put down hard.
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