Dummy Dance ahoy (tm sailorjim), (or Ow. #@(*#$&....)

*sigh*

Okay. I lit some incense out in the living room before heading here to the back to do my morning e-rounds prior to mowing the lawn. Well, y'see, I'll be waiting until this lovely big lump on my chin goes down and stars stop dancing in front of me eyes before I attempt to mow.

"Why, o why must you wait?" you ask, dear reader?

Because.. well.. being as delicate about this as possible, I paused to extract me underwear from where it had crept up into a quite painful position. Ahem. Sooooo, I bend down so to do and.. well.. y'see, I hadn't moved from the spot I'd lit the incense and thus my chin caught the point on the leading edge of the cabinet it all set on top of and now I'm going to go ow a lot.

Dummy Dance 2

(In which our hero gives the !_)@*# up and contemplates going the !)(&@@^ back to bed)

Okay. Swelling goes down, I head outside to mow before the Big Bad of all thunderstorms hits, judging from the radar images.

I get outside, and the friggin' lawn mower has suddenly developed an aversion to actually cutting grass. It starts, I get about six inches mowed (shaddap), and it stops. Multiple times.

So okay, I fill it up. It was a trifle low on gas. Easily fixed.

Nope. Still stopping.

So I prime it one last time, give the cord a mighty yank.. and the flippin' cord ZINGS back to its alloted(sp?) resting place, slapping the bejeesus out of me nipple on the way. But it's running again, so I try.. and you guessed it. Stopped.

So, all in all, I smell like gas, have a stingy sore nipple and I'm going to go read some of sailorjim's stuff and sulk.

So long, overtime pay, it's been good to know ya..

What more is it going to take for people to wake the hell up and realize the filthy toad squatting at 1600 Pennsylvania needs to go? Maybe this, cut/pasted from USA Today, in which we find our glorious leader *spit* has again orally serviced big business as only he can, pretty much giving the finger to anyone who counts on overtime pay to help give that extra added edge:

( Long, and thoroughly sickening pile of bilge steaming from the cesspool known as Das Weibe Haus )

Snagged from USA Today via LinkFilter.