Dummy Dance ahoy (tm sailorjim), (or Ow. #@(*#$&....)

[docwebster]

*sigh*

Okay. I lit some incense out in the living room before heading here to the back to do my morning e-rounds prior to mowing the lawn. Well, y'see, I'll be waiting until this lovely big lump on my chin goes down and stars stop dancing in front of me eyes before I attempt to mow.

"Why, o why must you wait?" you ask, dear reader?

Because.. well.. being as delicate about this as possible, I paused to extract me underwear from where it had crept up into a quite painful position. Ahem. Sooooo, I bend down so to do and.. well.. y'see, I hadn't moved from the spot I'd lit the incense and thus my chin caught the point on the leading edge of the cabinet it all set on top of and now I'm going to go ow a lot.

Comments

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Wedgies really CAN be hazardous to your health!!

[drowned-sorrow.livejournal.com]

*hugs you better*

[djvampira.livejournal.com]

Your undies are involved in a conspiracy to injure you......yep.......... ;-)

[hnybny.livejournal.com]

Doc, you've just achieved the definitive example of "Adding injury to insult."

Healing vibes to you and your rumpus room ;-)

[hnybny.livejournal.com]

in that order of course since you had insult first.

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

oh dear... that's bad

[hyperpurple.livejournal.com]

This has just not been your day, has it?

[kylakae.livejournal.com]

Oooops! *snurfle*

Thanks for the fun page last night! :-)

[batty-starr.livejournal.com]

Heh heh