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Okay. I lit some incense out in the living room before heading here to the back to do my morning e-rounds prior to mowing the lawn. Well, y'see, I'll be waiting until this lovely big lump on my chin goes down and stars stop dancing in front of me eyes before I attempt to mow.
"Why, o why must you wait?" you ask, dear reader?
Because.. well.. being as delicate about this as possible, I paused to extract me underwear from where it had crept up into a quite painful position. Ahem. Sooooo, I bend down so to do and.. well.. y'see, I hadn't moved from the spot I'd lit the incense and thus my chin caught the point on the leading edge of the cabinet it all set on top of and now I'm going to go ow a lot.
Okay. I lit some incense out in the living room before heading here to the back to do my morning e-rounds prior to mowing the lawn. Well, y'see, I'll be waiting until this lovely big lump on my chin goes down and stars stop dancing in front of me eyes before I attempt to mow.
"Why, o why must you wait?" you ask, dear reader?
Because.. well.. being as delicate about this as possible, I paused to extract me underwear from where it had crept up into a quite painful position. Ahem. Sooooo, I bend down so to do and.. well.. y'see, I hadn't moved from the spot I'd lit the incense and thus my chin caught the point on the leading edge of the cabinet it all set on top of and now I'm going to go ow a lot.
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Date: 2004-08-23 09:17 pm (UTC)