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An obscenity laden rant

Because I'm just in that kind of mood, kids.

Well, folks, on one hand we have Ann Coulter. Mind you, I'll be instantly washing that hand as I consider Ann Coulter to be one of the most intellectually disease-ridden piles of filth ever foisted on the American public by the mental dwarves who actually buy her bilge contending that McCarthyism was a myth generated by us durn evil lib'rals.

Let me put it like this, Ann. May I call you Ann? I don't really give a fuck either way, because I'm going to do it anyway, you Barbie Doll From Hell looking sack of sputum in a dress. You might think we liberals want you dead. Some might, but I want you to live a long life. Why? Because I will derive many pleasant thoughts of you growing old, suffering and dying a slow death you misbegotten spawn of a goat and a random Black Sabbath roadie. That is, of course, assuming your body allows you to die. I mean, if you have any more Botox injections you'll be able to be your own statue at Madame Tussaud's.

I mean, this political version of a crack whore actually said this in an exchange on Hannity And Colmes:

ELLIS HENICAN [Newsday columnist]: We share a lot of culture and a lot of interests. Why do we want to have to ridicule them and be deeply offended if they disagree with us?
COULTER: Because they speak French.
COLMES: There's something else I want to point out about the French. Is it's fashionable again on your side to denounce the French.
COULTER: We like the English-speaking Canadians.

Ann, I have only this to say in response to that (and bear in mind I'm getting this from Babelfish. You know Babelfish, right Ann? It's on the Internets.): Va te faire foutre, vous vache maigre malheureuse. Je vous déteste, je vous déteste, je vous déteste.

According to Babelfish, that's French for "Fuck you, you miserable skinny cow. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you." The sentiment is there, at least.

Yes, friends, this gibbering bitch dismisses an entire country because they speak a language it's "cool" to hate. It's a LANGUAGE, you brain dead bimbo! How.. I.. ARGH! Mindless twat.. argh.

But wait, there's more!

"COULTER: They better hope the United States doesn't roll over one night and crush them. They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent."

No, Ann, you're lucky that it would be illegal for a group of pissed off Canadians to drive down and force feed you your own computer via your toenails, you freakish bitch.

I could go on all day about this pimple on the backside of humanity, and I will likely have far worse to see about this walking sheet stain, but I want to get in a few swipes at Tucker Calrson.

Yes, folks, the Eddie Haskell of punditry, Tucker "Jon Stewart made me his bitch" Carlson:

"CARLSON: I'm surprised there was anybody left in Canada to attend the protests. I noticed that most sort of vigorous, ambitious Canadians, at least almost all comedians in Canada, come to the United States in the end. Doesn't that tell you something about the sort of limpid, flaccid nature of Canadian society, that people with ambition come here? What does that tell you about Canada?"

I don't want to hear about limp and flaccid from a man over the age of 30 who (a) still wears a fucking bow tie on a regular basis and (b) looks to be such a complete and utter loser his right hand only wants to be friends. Maybe.

Tucker, I sincerely hope you one day get anally violated by a love struck gorilla. I fucking hate you and everything your sycophantic ass stands for.