Klingon Fairy Tales

(Snagged from mimisoliel)

"Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears"

"Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others"

"There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe With a Big Spike on It"

"The Three Little Pigs Build an Improvised Explosive Device and Deal With That Damned Wolf Once and for All"

"Jack and the Giant Settle Their Differences With Flaming Knives"

"Old Mother Hubbard, Lacking the Means to Support Herself With Honor, Sets Her Disruptor on Self-Destruct and Waits for the Inevitable"

"Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious"

"Little Red Riding Hood Strays Into the Neutral Zone and Is Never Heard From Again, Although There Are Rumors ... Awful, Awful Rumors"

"Hansel and Gretel Offend Vlad the Impaler"

"The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates"

The list is here, but with the sick minds I have on my friends list I thought surely you lot could add to the list with very little trouble.

(I'm going to be shocked if I don't see entries from filkertom and murnkay. Shocked, I tell you.)

Every time I become convinced that freakish bitch Ann Coulter has completely lost it

"She" proves me wrong:

"the savages have declared war, and it's far preferable to fight them in the streets of Baghdad than in the streets of New York (where the residents would immediately surrender)."

So, New Yorkers, what do you think of that happy horseshit?

Single most beautiful picture I've seen in months.

Just.. go here. You won't regret it.

Take that, Mr. Preznit!

AAIIEEEEEEEE!

( Abandon and hope, ye who enter here. )