Klingon Fairy Tales
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"Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears"
"Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others"
"There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe With a Big Spike on It"
"The Three Little Pigs Build an Improvised Explosive Device and Deal With That Damned Wolf Once and for All"
"Jack and the Giant Settle Their Differences With Flaming Knives"
"Old Mother Hubbard, Lacking the Means to Support Herself With Honor, Sets Her Disruptor on Self-Destruct and Waits for the Inevitable"
"Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious"
"Little Red Riding Hood Strays Into the Neutral Zone and Is Never Heard From Again, Although There Are Rumors ... Awful, Awful Rumors"
"Hansel and Gretel Offend Vlad the Impaler"
"The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates"
The list is here, but with the sick minds I have on my friends list I thought surely you lot could add to the list with very little trouble.
(I'm going to be shocked if I don't see entries fromfilkertom and murnkay. Shocked, I tell you.)
mimisoliel)"Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears"
"Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others"
"There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe With a Big Spike on It"
"The Three Little Pigs Build an Improvised Explosive Device and Deal With That Damned Wolf Once and for All"
"Jack and the Giant Settle Their Differences With Flaming Knives"
"Old Mother Hubbard, Lacking the Means to Support Herself With Honor, Sets Her Disruptor on Self-Destruct and Waits for the Inevitable"
"Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious"
"Little Red Riding Hood Strays Into the Neutral Zone and Is Never Heard From Again, Although There Are Rumors ... Awful, Awful Rumors"
"Hansel and Gretel Offend Vlad the Impaler"
"The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates"
The list is here, but with the sick minds I have on my friends list I thought surely you lot could add to the list with very little trouble.
(I'm going to be shocked if I don't see entries from
filkertom and murnkay. Shocked, I tell you.)
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... Shocked, You Tell Me?
Date: 2005-08-23 10:39 am (UTC)Aladdin and his Batleth with a Built-In Flashlight
The Twelve Dancing Romulans We Made Dress Up Like Princesses
Rapunzel and her Follicle-Based Defense System
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Date: 2005-08-23 10:44 am (UTC)Sat on her Tuffet
Which led to the fall at Kitimer
She is without Honor
and her children and their children and thir children's children will suffer for her disgrace for all eternity!
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Date: 2005-08-24 02:55 am (UTC)*throws chair*
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Date: 2005-08-23 03:12 pm (UTC)Jack be quick
But not quicker than my batleth.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water;
Jack fell down, and broke his crown,
Jill let out a blood curdling roar to warn the dead that another warrior is about to arrive in Stovokor
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Date: 2005-08-24 05:23 am (UTC)