Tonight's Daily Show episode

I think I need a cigarette. I knew they were going to have a field day with President Chimpy McFuckhead and the rest of the Governmental Stooges' response to the disaster. They suuuuuuuuuuuure did. Oh my. I may just run this episode in it's entirety this Friday.

"Hurricane Katrina could be George Bush's Monica Lewinsky. But thousands of people weren't stranded in Monica Lewinksi's vagina."

Can somebody please tell me what drugs that addled old broad Barbara Bush was on? Did she really say that this was "working out rather well for them"?

I'm sorry I keep yammering on about this

But it just keeps leaping to more and more surreal levels of outright stupidity and lies:

(I'll post the, well, post at that link here verbatim just to undescore the.. I have no words. Just read this, and.. gah.)

I had heard it suggested by a knowledgable source that a White House representative was listening in when National Hurricane Center Chief Max Mayfield gave that briefing Brown and Chertoff before Katrina hit.

(Did you get that, folks? Go to the briefing like there and you will see that FEMA (bone)head Mike Brown and Homeland Security Chief Michael Chertoff absolutely knew what was going to happen! But wait, it gets better!)

But according to this August 30th article in the St. Petersburg Times, on Sunday the 28th, Mayfield arranged a video conference call with President Bush himself at the Crawford Ranch during which he explained the hurricane's force and destructive potential.

Perhaps this is common knowledge. But I hadn't heard it before. And it would seem to leave little question that the president himself knew the critical information from Mayfield before Katrina even made landfall.

Said Mayfield, according to the Times: "I just wanted to be able to go to sleep that night knowing that I did all I could do."

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Drug crazed weasels could have handled this better! These simple minded fuckheads can't open their mouths without lying, being idiots, or behaving in a manner that suggests a dyspeptic rhinoceros in the mating season would act with more logic and compassion.

More FEMA follies!

Frustrated: Fire crews to hand out fliers for FEMA

"ATLANTA - Not long after some 1,000 firefighters sat down for eight hours of training, the whispering began: "What are we doing here?"

As New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin pleaded on national television for firefighters - his own are exhausted after working around the clock for a week - a battalion of highly trained men and women sat idle Sunday in a muggy Sheraton Hotel conference room in Atlanta.

Many of the firefighters, assembled from Utah and throughout the United States by the Federal Emergency Management Agency, thought they were going to be deployed as emergency workers.

Instead, they have learned they are going to be community-relations officers for FEMA, shuffled throughout the Gulf Coast region to disseminate fliers and a phone number: 1-800-621-FEMA."

*FACEPALM*

Man, I want some of whatever drugs those people are on.

The perfect song for my mood

Mother
(lyrics: Glenn Danzig)

Mother
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
Mother

Mother
Can you keep them in the dark for life
Can you hide them from the waiting world
Oh mother

Father
Gonna take you daughter out tonight
Gonna show her my world
Oh father

Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till you're bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's

Mother
Tell your children not to hold my hand
Tell your children not to understand
Oh mother

Father
Do you wanna bang heads with me
Do you wanna feel everything
Oh father

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till you're bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's
Yea

Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till you're bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Wo-oh
Mother
Yea

A musical treat for you all.

Enjoy!

That's me, Mr. Helpful!