Poor widdle Tommy DeLay got his widdle feewings hurt.

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Rep. Tom DeLay went on the attack after his indictment on a conspiracy charge, blasting a Texas prosecutor and rejecting the allegation that forced him to give up the House leadership as "blatant political partisanship."

I've got one word for ya, Hammer: Whitewater. I don't want to hear about political partisanship from a man who raised political partisanship to an
art form. You are a bully, an influence peddling thug, and an embarrassment to humanity. I doubt it will happen, but I hope you end up in a cell with a mentally imbalanced man named Bubba who buggers you on the hour, every hour. I mean, why not? You've been buggering the people of the United States from day one of your politicial career.

If you think I'm making this up, go here and real all about this filthy sack of offal.

Let's get one goddamned thing straight, here

I am a card carryin', fire breathin', hell raisin', dyed in the wool 100% Liberal. I don't just lean liberal, I damn near tip right the hell over sideways Liberal.

What miserable filth like Tom DeLay and the band of warmongers, liars and thugs currently squatting like malevolent toads in the halls of power are doing to the good and honorable name of the Republican party and conservatism in general absolutely sickens me. That is what I have made my mission to rail against, and it's a mission I happen to enjoy the pure bejesus out of.

The real Public Enemy... number one!

Creeping like a communist, its knocking at our doors.
Turning all our children into hooligans and whores.
Voraciously devouring the way things are today.
Savagely deflowering the good old usa.
Its Reefer Madness... Reefer Madness...
Reefer Madness... Reefer Madness...
Oh SO MAD!

See the kids! Precious kids!
Yes, their heads are on the chopping block and someone's got to dare to take a stand...
Can't ignore... Anymore...
It could be your son or daughter, with a deadly stick of reefer in their hand...

Heading straight for...
REEFER MADNESS! REEFER MADNESS!
REEFER MADNESS! REEFER MADNESS!
Save our kids!

Stealthy as a socialist, it slithers up our shores.
Turning all our children into hooligans and whores.
This smoking bowl of evil bares the choking stench of sin. It burrows like a weevil under tender Christian skin.

Its reefer madness! Reefer madness!
Reefer madness! Reefer madness!
Oh, so, mad!

Pull the wool.. from your eyes...
We're in need of righteous soldiers
for this merry wonder has to be destroyed.
Fight the urge of this scurge!
It's destructive but seductive!
So some drastic measures have to be employed.
Put an end to...

Reefer madness! Reefer madness!
Reefer madness! Reefer madness!
Oh, so, mad!

Deadly as the democrats that empty out our stores!
Turning all our children into hooligans and whores!
Teenagers across the land are glazed and oversexed!
If you fail to draw the line your babies will be next!

Reefer madness! Reefer madness!
Reefer madness! Reefer madness!
Oh, so, mad!

Tell your children! Reefer madness!
Fight the menace! Reefer madness!
Kill the devil! Reefer madness!
Save the country! Reefer madness!
MADNESS! MADNESS! MADNESS! MADNESS!
Reefer's made us crazy barking MAD!